![]() You must have a good story otherwise it's just masturbation. George: The story is the foundation of all entertainment. An innocent person who wanted nothing more out of life than to love, to be loved and to be a banker. Yes, I admit I was speeding but it was to save a man's life! A close friend. Jerry: "Karma Kramer"? The Ticket Newman: So I sped home to save my friend's life and I was stopped for speeding. Jerry: Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home. ![]() Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later. The Pitch Telemarketer: Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance service. Kramer: OK, yeah, you guys got to put a negative spin on everything. George: As a suspect in a serial killing. Jerry: Kramer, she was murdered! Kramer: Yeah, well I wasn't looking for a long term relationship. Kramer: Well, I'm not saying that! You know, things are going pretty well for me here. is a cold place even in the middle of the summer? That it's a lonely place even when your stuck in traffic at the Hollywood Freeway? That I'm no better than a screenwriter driving a cab, a starlet turning tricks, a producer in a house he can't afford? Is that what you want me to say? George: I'd like to hear that. George: Kramer, what the hell are you talking about? Kramer: What do you want me to say? That the things haven't worked out the way that I planned? That I'm struggling, barely able to keep my head above water? That L.A. ![]() I'm doing what I do, way I've always done and the way I'll always do it. Jerry: So Kramer, what are you going to do? Kramer: Do? Do? Hey, I'm doing what I do. George: Breath problem? Jerry: No, I just want some change. George: What? Jerry: I don't know, some mints or TicTacs. Jerry: Well, we need change and all I have is twenties. You've got any change? George: No, I don't have any change. The Trip, Part 2 Jerry: I don't have any change. ![]() Jerry: And what mood is this? George: This is Morning Mist. The projected mental image of The Bubble Boy vs the real thing is one of the finest moments in the history of Seinfeld.The Trip, Part 1 Jerry: We're going on a two day trip! What are you, Diana Ross? Which is more than enough to make you laugh riotously for hours. The great thing about The Bubble Boy is that we never see his face, just his voice and arms. At which point, George punctures the plastic and causes the whole town to go looking for him as 'the guy who hurt The Bubble Boy'. So, when he and George sit to play a game of trivial pursuit and George purposely winds him up by claiming that he got an answer to a question wrong when it was right, violence breaks out, and George ends up being strangled by The Bubble Boy. Well, it turns out that The Bubble Boy is an obnoxious and aggressive teenager who spends all his time insulting people. George doesn't know that Jerry doesn't have the address and arrives at The Bubble Boy's house where he and Susan decide to wait for Jerry. Jerry, who is already heading upstate for the weekend anyway, agrees but gets lost when George's driving leaves him behind, not knowing where The Bubble Boy lives. Jerry is approached by the father of a fan at Tom's and asked to meet with his son who has lived most of his life in a plastic bubble (that isn't really a bubble) due to a condition.
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